My son shall be called SURVIVOR

Since I have found in my current girlfriend a fair, lusty, obedient and loyal woman, who will be able to carry out and whelp me many a healthy offspring, I have come to think a great deal about naming my descendants. Here are some ideas I had:

Males:
Survivor
Fighter
Fuckoff
Lemmy
Fenriz
Emoslayer (this one and the next could turn out to be rather bad ideas, if people abbreviate the names)
Faggotcrusher
Dammit
Necro
Mordred
Nero
Dr. Gonzo
Power
Speed
Bon Scott
Battlecry
Megadeth (if Dave Mustaine weren't ginger)
Bellerophon
Ardath Bey
Lightning
Johnny

Females:
Rosie